A Cruel Reality Check For A Smart Ass Slut

The other day I was having an email session with one of my slutty boys, which took an unexpected turn. This particular little bitch loves sucking cock for me and he does it so well. You should see some of the photos he sends me.

Anyway, this session he just wanted to chat about vanilla sex and relationships. Apparently, he was out at a club and managed to actually hookup with a chick. Wow, I’m shocked and a tad impressed. I didn’t think he had it in him. It was obvious from the tone of his email the encounter gave his ego a much needed boost.

So suddenly he thinks he’s a player and starts boasting about how he can get any woman he wants, blah, blah, blah. I’m smiling and totally amused because I’ve seen him at his sluttiest many times. It wasn’t more than two weeks ago he was on his knees getting face fucked by a big black cock- complete with tears streaming down his face.

“The sex was great, Mistress Sarah. The only thing is that she stopped me a few times and asked if the condom she gave me was still on.”

Yikes!! That doesn’t sound good at all. But he’s unfazed and continues on. I don’t do make believe well, and after a while I had enough.

“Why do you suppose she kept asking if the condom was still on?” I asked.

“I don’t know, Mistress Sarah, probably just a coincidence or something,” he replied.

“Um no sweetie, she kept asking you that because she gave you an extra large condom, while your cock size is average at best, probably a little less than average. She thought it was slipping off,” I say, laughing out loud.

I can tell from his email that he doesn’t quite believe me about the slippage or about cock size. So I proceed to prove my point by asking him if he likes sucking big cock.

“Oh yes, absolutely Mistress Sarah, the bigger the better. You know that.”

“Then why do you think she’s any different? Don’t you think she likes a big, satisfying cock, just like you do?” I ask.

Haha, I can tell it’s finally sinking in. He gets it. He wasn’t able to satisfy her like as a man. Is it any wonder she’s been ignoring his texts and his calls go directly to voice mail?? Yeah, she’s probably getting a new phone number as we speak, lol.

Hot women fuck guys with big dicks. Hot women marry guys with little dicks so they can date and fuck guys with big dicks. Sorry but that’s just the reality of the situation.

But really, in my world your cock- and your cock size- is totally irrelevant. It doesn’t matter if you’re two inches and skinny as a pencil or if you’re eight inches and thick. The only way your cock could ever please and impress me is by either suffering and or being locked up in a chastity tube for an extended length of time. You already know that, don’t you??

But just in case you need a reality check, let me leave you with a video that sums it up perfectly.

“Eenie Weenie, Teeny Weenie, Shriveled Little Short Dick Man” LMFAO!!

Three Blow Jobs In Eight Years

I thought I’d share how I’ve been turning the wife of one of my bitches into a cum eating slut. It’s funny as fuck.

About three months ago, this little slut named, Pete, who has been my filthy load lapper on many occasions, confessed that his ugly, prude hag-of-a-wife has only sucked his cock three times in the entire eight years they’ve been together. What’s more, she’s never even tasted his cum in her mouth.

Not that I blame her one bit for not wanting to suck his filthy dingy of a cock. There’s a difference between not sucking cock because you’re a sexually repressed bitch or not sucking cock because you’re a badass bitch who is totally superior to anything even remotely resembling a penis. Pete’s wife is certainly no badass bitch, so it’s her duty to eat cum and suck cock. And eat cum she definitely will.

Seriously, can you imagine being married for eight years and only getting three blow jobs from your wife in all that time?? On second thought, I’m sure you probably don’t have to imagine it because you’re living it. Haha, I bet some of you haven’t even had one blow job in the last eight years, let alone three.

I enjoy mocking Pete’s joke of a marriage. It’s such a farce and I love degrading it. Haha, just look at his wedding ring stuck in that puddle of cum.

Not only do I make him pay to fuck his the wifey, he is also required to cum as quickly as possible. I want her to have absolutely no sexual pleasure from the experience. Zero satisfaction for my sexually repressed slut.

She might not knowingly swallow his cum yet, but she’s getting it in other ways. Per my instructions, Pete was required to ejaculate his load in a syringe and squirt it all over her food. This time she got his load all over her leftover pizza 🙂

Of course, my little whore, Pete, was jealous that his wife got to eat cum and he didn’t. I don’t want to deprive my slut, so he’s definitely getting the load. Maybe I’ll made them share it, lol.

Can You Really Make Me Eat My Cum, Mistress??

Dear Mistress Sarah,

I saw your listings on NiteFlirt and you are so gorgeous. Can you really force me to eat my cum for you? I’ve tried it so many times but can’t bring myself to do it. I always lose the urge. Can you help me? Make me eat my cum for you, Mistress. Please force me to do it, Mistress.


I get a lot of emails from dirty little sluts, just like Jerry. They claim to wanna eat their cum so badly, yet they have a super long history of cum eating failures. They want me to literally force them to eat their cum.

Here’s the thing- short of holding a gun to your head- I cannot actually force you to eat your own cum. I can threaten and bully you into doing it. I can blackmail you into cum eating. I can seduce you into doing it. I can punish you for your cum eating failures. I can make you wanna eat it. But I simply cannot actually force you into being a load lapping slut.

Asking me if I can force you to eat your cum is like asking a personal trainer if he or she can force you to exercise. You have to want it. It’s the same thing with eating your cum- you have to want it. No, I mean really, really want it. You have to be willing and open to actually doing it. Are you ready to put aside your petty inhibitions and put forth the dedication required to eat your cum for me??

I want you to think of me as your cum eating trainer of sorts. I can teach you, train you, and mold you into a dirty little cum eater. When it comes to training you to eat your cum, I’m strict and demanding, but also patient with my aspiring cum eaters. In the end, I won’t accept anything less than total success.

It might not be natural to eat your cum, but it’s certainly something you’re going to learn how to do. In fact you’re going to master the art of eating your own cum. It’s only right that you swallow every single drop of cum for Mistress, isn’t it?? After all, that’s what dirty sluts do- they eat hot, sticky cum. And they fucking like it. And you- my dirty little slut- are no exception.

In other news, I recently put out an open invitation to my little cock sucking sluts. Well, I think I’ve found my cock-sucker. Yay!! Two in fact. One lives here in Denver. The other one lives out of state but visits often. Both are going to get their mouths used in my honor!!

Dirty Masturbation Tasks

Dirty Jerk Off Tasks“Why do I always have to humiliate myself, Mistress?” you ask. Because it’s amusing when you humiliate yourself. It’s entertaining to make you do slutty things. You’re weak and totally inferior. You’re a follower. You need a strong, powerful woman to take control of your cock and direct your masturbation activities. It’s natural for you to be powerless in my presence.

Besides that, male masturbation- which you do way to much, by the way- is a filthy habit. It’s only fitting that a filthy habit should be performed in a filthy, humiliating manner. Normal masturbation shall be a thing of the past for you, bitch boy. If you want to touch your cock, you must do it exactly as I instruct. Accept your inferior status and jerk in an undignified manner.

Dirty Masturbation contains five masturbation tasks: Maxi-Pad Bitch, 3AM Stroke Session, Sticky Pants, Bathroom Bitch, and Black Eyed Cum.

Stroke and cum as I instruct unless you want my hand print across your face, and an indentation of my stilettos on your worthless cock. Is that understood, hand humper??

Wife Humiliation

Wife HumiliationLet’s bring your wife into our little slut game.

I’m going to take control. I’m going to manipulate your marriage and sex life. I’m going to have you humiliate your wife at my direction. I’m going to ruin the sanctity of your marriage.

The way I see it your wife should be punished for marrying a fuck-tard like you in the first place. She is going to get humiliated for her marriage mistake. And let’s face it, she is a flat out pain in the ass sometimes. She nags you. She denies you sexual interaction. Not that I blame her in that regard, but that’s besides the point. I know a part of you is going to enjoy this tremendously. Your wife is my new whore and you’re going to help me break her in. But best of all, you get to be a little whore right along side your wifey. You will perform rituals to enforce, not only your place, but also your wife’s place in the marriage as well.

You want the perfect marriage, but you fall oh so short. That’s actually a huge understatement. Your marriage is a total sham. For the most part, your wife is a prude. She’s totally vanilla. Does she even refer to your cock as a cock, lol?? She would never understand your desire to be a dirty slut. That’s why you’d rather stroke to my photos and words than have actual sex with your wife.

Just think, when it’s all said and done, you and your wifey will have something in common- you can both say that you’re Mistress Sarah’s whore.

So do you have the balls to go through with it and humiliate that bitch like she deserves??

I know some of you might be single. But I’m sure you want to get married or at least get a girlfriend someday, pathetic as that is. It’s never too early to learn what I have in store for your future relationship.

Remember, it’s only logical that I extend my control to ALL aspects of your life and that includes your marriage.

Trained to Suck Real Cock

Four Phases of Sucking CockI know you have dirty little fantasies that revolve around cock. Cock in your face. Cock in your mouth. Cock pressed against your face. Cock down your throat. Maybe even cock deep in your tight little ass. You dream of me coaching you to be a dick sucking whore.

Yeah, I know some of you might have sucked an actual cock before. But be honest, it’s not something you do on a steady basis, is it?? For many others, the desire and fantasy to suck dick for a cruel blonde Mistress has remained in the fantasy realm.

Until now.

I want you to be my cock sucker. I want you to suck cock to affirm your devotion and commitment to being a dirty slutty whore. I want you to be humiliated and throat gagged. This has been fantasy for far too long, bitch. Fuck yes- you’re gonna suck cock for me. Your filthy little cock sucking mouth will never lack for hot cock again.

I don’t want you to just suck one or two cocks. I’m talking 30 or more a month. Excessive cock sucking. How about 60 per month?? Is that something my cock whore can do?? Haha, 60 cocks fucking your mouth, and 60 loads glazing your face, lol. My little whore is going to have a steady stream of cock to suck.

But to be at that level of cock sucking, you must be trained in all areas or phases of sucking cock. Remember, we’re laying a foundation here for 60 cocks every month. That takes commitment and dedication. I have a feeling you’re totally up for it and are quite dedicated to dick, aren’t you, lol?? Master and practice each phase and your filthy little cum dump will never lack for cock or cum again.

I’m going to make you a greedy fucking cock sucker, and you’re going to thank me for it!!

Earn My Ownership

Earn My OwnershipIn the BDSM world, too often subbies are quick to bellow out, “Please own me!” And all too often the Domme quickly answers, “Yes” and takes immediate “ownership” of him without a second thought. Call me crazy, but I think that’s a little fucked up and disingenuous. It’s the furthest thing from true ownership- nothing more than a passing fancy.

Real ownership and control is a process, not an event. It involves adherence to strict protocol, demonstrated obedience, and consistency over time. Careful selection of the submissive is required to ensure a proper fit and alignment with the Domme’s interests. Her needs. Her desires. Time is required to break the applicant, to mold him, and to tweak his mannerism and behaviors accordingly. To be truly owned, a submissive must surrender himself- mentally, emotionally, and physically- to the ownership process.

In short ownership must be earned. Many Dommes end up miserable and utterly dissatisfied with the lifestyle simply because they don’t take the time to properly select their submissives. Submissives need to be vetted. They need to be tested. They need to be treated harshly and broken down- that’s the only way they can be rebuilt into the image of their Owner, who is obviously superior in every way.

I personally seek submissives that are hungry- starving for my control. I seek those who will totally surrender themselves at my feet to be used and abused as I see fit. Ownership isn’t for every submissive, and that’s quite all right. There’s nothing wrong with casual sessions- just don’t mistake casual sessions for ownership.

So what about you?? Are you hungry for my control?? Are you ready to lay your naked body at my feet and obey?? Are you ready to broken or even shattered if need be?? Are you prepared to be a no limit fuck doll- a sticky cum rag to amuse me?? Are you ready to be a total pain slut for my sadistic desires?? Are you prepared to truly be owned??


I’ve put together this extended ownership assignment to accomplish that end. It covers five themes or areas of play that are most important to me. Each theme consists of a series of tasks, which you will complete as you work your way towards full ownership. After successful completion of each theme, you earn one letter of my name, which is bestowed upon you in my own special way, making my ownership absolute.

Bow before me, bitch. The path to ownership begins now!!

Hand Humping Humiliation Assignment

Hand Humping HumiliationYou’re such a perverted hand humping slut, aren’t you?? So perverted and deviant, in fact, that plain old jerking off is no longer enough for you. You’ve been desensitized by your constant and chronic masturbation. You’re so fucked up, you don’t get off all the way unless you’re being slutty and dirty. To cum hard, you need to be humiliated and embarrassed for the deviant bitch you are.

Beside that, you’re a sexual weakling- a little twerp that needs control. A follower like you needs to have his pathetic cock controlled. No more stroking. No more orgasm unless you carry out my humiliation instructions. Is that understood??

How much will you humiliate yourself to cum??
What will you do to be able to touch and fondle your wet little dingy??

I want you to bring your A Game- hand humper- and amuse me with your humiliation and foolishness. Make me smile with your obedience and humiliation.

Hand Humping Humiliation features five separate humiliating masturbation tasks. Your next five orgasms are mine, bitch boy!!

Pimping You Out For Profit

Pimping You Out For ProfitSo many of my little bitches confess their desire to be pimped out- made to suck cock for my profit. They want to be paraded on the street corner, whored out at the local truck stop, or made to spend the weekend at the glory hole sucking cock after cock.

Well, I’ve heard your requests to become my “for profit” cock sucker, and I’ve decided to grant your wish. Just be careful what you wish for, bitches!!

This session is a blueprint for becoming a career cock sucker for Mistress. There’s a little more to being a “for profit” cock sucker than meets the eye. Where do you find cock to suck?? Where will my little whore service cock?? How do you interact with your clients?? How do you get them to pay for your sucking service?? Addressing these questions is what separates the wannabe cock sucker from the “for-profit” cock sucker.

I want you to be a successful cock sucker- the best cock sucker ever in fact. I want my bank account stuffed with the money you earn from being on your knees. You’re going be a good earner for Mistress, aren’t you??

Sucking cock will quickly become a second career for you if you to take it serious and build it from the ground up. Think of me as your partner. I’m here to advise you and lead you down the career cock sucking path. I’ll teach you how to build and service your clientele so you can make lots of money for me.

While you’re in the process of building your clientele, you’ll have practice techniques to perfect your skills so your customers are totally satisfied. Practice makes a perfect cock sucker.

Sissy Whore Training

sissy-whore-trainingI want you to live a sissy lifestyle. I don’t just want you feminized when you’re feeling slutty- I want you to fully embrace being a sissy whore. I want you to perfect it and live it all the time. I’m gonna train you to be my sissy bitch 24/7. A sissy bitch is what you are, and it’s the lifestyle that you’re gonna live.

The assignment will train you to become a full-fledged sissy whore, dressing and acting sexy and slutty for Mistress like a good little panty sissy whore is supposed to. Take pride in your training and being my slutty sissy whore.

The assignment covers four parts.

Part 1: A list of habits and rules for my slutty sissy whore.
Part 2: Dealing with that hideous thing between your smooth sissy legs.
Part 3: Sissy lifestyle instructions- everything you need to know to live like a sissy bitch.
Part 4: Four sissy slut humiliation tasks to reinforce your training.

Come on you dirty sissy whore, get your panties and click the button to get slutty.